Puppy Dog: "Mom, I need to get cold. I need a cold shower."
(Now, now! Don't go there! Remember, he's an innocent five-year-old.)
P.D. : "Because, I'm sweating."
P.D. : "Mom, may I get in the dryer?"
Me: "Absolutely not!"
P.D. : "I just want to see if I have any clothes in there."
Me: "Oh, well it just got started a little while ago so they aren't dry, yet."