Puppy Dog: "Mom, I need to get cold. I need a cold shower."
(Now, now! Don't go there! Remember, he's an innocent five-year-old.)
Me: "Why?"
P.D. : "Because, I'm sweating."
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P.D. : "Mom, may I get in the dryer?"
Me: "Absolutely not!"
P.D. : "I just want to see if I have any clothes in there."
Me: "Oh, well it just got started a little while ago so they aren't dry, yet."
7 comments:
Kids do say the cutest things!
They sure do!
haha you know he probably wanted to actually get *in* the dryer... he was just hoping you didn't catch it :P
TMBMT,
No, he was trying to figure out what he wanted to wear at the time. The dryer was running and full of clothes. I was just busy in the kitchen and he asked without getting my attention first. My mind zeroed in on the in and jumped to conclusions. There are times when I will purposely answer the kids according to what they said and not what they meant. Since I was distracted, this may have been a combination of "I gotta protect my babies" and "I know what you meant, but this is what you said".
Yeah, that was about as clear as mud, huh?
LOL. How do you manage to keep a straigt face most of the time?? They sound so cute. But then, other people's kids usually do! LOLOLOL!
It's especially difficult to keep a straight face when they get all cutesy when they are in trouble. The girls only encourage them by laughing at their antics.
I think the boys know they can melt my heart. The girls probably realize they can too.
Those are priceless!
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