Friday, February 29, 2008

Puppy Dog Quotes

Puppy Dog: "Mom, I need to get cold. I need a cold shower."

(Now, now! Don't go there! Remember, he's an innocent five-year-old.)

Me: "Why?"

P.D. : "Because, I'm sweating."

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P.D. : "Mom, may I get in the dryer?"

Me: "Absolutely not!"

P.D. : "I just want to see if I have any clothes in there."

Me: "Oh, well it just got started a little while ago so they aren't dry, yet."

7 comments:

Mrs. Darling said...

Kids do say the cutest things!

Brandi said...

They sure do!

Anonymous said...

haha you know he probably wanted to actually get *in* the dryer... he was just hoping you didn't catch it :P

Brandi said...

TMBMT,

No, he was trying to figure out what he wanted to wear at the time. The dryer was running and full of clothes. I was just busy in the kitchen and he asked without getting my attention first. My mind zeroed in on the in and jumped to conclusions. There are times when I will purposely answer the kids according to what they said and not what they meant. Since I was distracted, this may have been a combination of "I gotta protect my babies" and "I know what you meant, but this is what you said".

Yeah, that was about as clear as mud, huh?

Damama T said...

LOL. How do you manage to keep a straigt face most of the time?? They sound so cute. But then, other people's kids usually do! LOLOLOL!

Brandi said...

It's especially difficult to keep a straight face when they get all cutesy when they are in trouble. The girls only encourage them by laughing at their antics.

I think the boys know they can melt my heart. The girls probably realize they can too.

Unknown said...

Those are priceless!